This is the word girls used to end an argument when they are right and we (boys) need to shut up.
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if we (boys) has just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping her doing something.
This is the calm before the storm. The means something, and we (boys) should be on our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (Refer back to #1)
This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by us (boys). A loud sigh means she thinks we (boys) are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with us about nothing. (Refer back to #3)
This is one of the most dangerous statements a girl can make to a boy. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when we (boys) will pay for our mistake.
A girl is thanking us (boys), do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. But this is only true unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking us at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', this will bring on a 'whatever'.
Is a girl's way of saying
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a girl has told a boy to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a boy asking 'what's wrong'. For the girl's response refer to #3.